I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.
Michael PalinThere are many ways of seeing the world. You can hang upside down from a meteor, volunteer to be the fourth stage of a three-stage rocket, or simply get in a balloon and keep going. But if it's sheer, unadulterated discomfort you're looking for, just stay on land.
Michael Palin