Somewhere, a long way away, people are doing sensible things like mowing lawns and digging gardens.
Michael PalinI mistrust total competence. I've always felt life is a series of small disasters we try to get through.
Michael PalinI've never particularly liked travelling with large groups or being told where to go by somebody else. I prefer to find out for myself.
Michael PalinI wanted to be an explorer, but gradually found the world had been explored and that there was nowhere left, really. Once they climbed Everest in 1953, when I was 10 years old, I thought, 'Well, that's pretty much it now.' But the idea of travelling and exploring and adventure was very strong.
Michael Palin