First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Michael PalinDespite having seen a fair amount of the world, I still love travelling - I just have an insatiable curiosity and like looking out of a window.
Michael PalinI am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.
Michael PalinI'd got over playing a character. People accepted who I was, and if I was incompetent and useless, they felt quite endeared to me.
Michael Palin