I took a year and a half off, when my kid was born, because I didn't want to be one of those dads where the kid doesn't know who his dad is.

I've always noticed that girls cry way easier than guys do.

I think that when you’re doing a comedy and it makes you laugh, there’s a certain… like you can reject it, and it’s okay. It’s not promoting it or making it seem cool. I think that’s when you get into hot water.

What happened happened. What's gonna happen, is gonna happen.

A good comic explores the imagination, but it's always got to have those notes of truth running through it.

I guess people recognize me, but I'm not a household name. Two out of every five people who come up to me know my name. The one thing I don't want is to be followed by paparazzi.

I have really good managers and agents who are very selective in what they send me.