Avoid food products that make health claims. at meals and eat them only at tables. And no, a desk is not a table.

Don't eat anything your great-great grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. There are a great many food-like items in the supermarket your ancestors wouldn't recognize as food.. stay away from these

If you care about the animals, actually, organic might not be the best answer because now we have organic feedlots, organic factory farms. If you care about the environment - pesticides, especially - organic is the answer.

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

One of the reasons we eat fast food is that we don't have to cook fast food. We are out-sourcing cooking to corporations, they tend to cook with far too much salt, fat, and sugar.

If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, you're not hungry.

If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don't.