Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. That's how I knew I was colorblind.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

I like girls who don't mind that I hang out with my friends.

Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

I treat everyone as a friend, but if they betray me, that's it. They're out of my life in one way or another.