Fox would hire me in a minute. And believe it or not, CNN would, too.

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!

[Harold Koopowitz] had the nerve to say from his early studies on Ritalin that he found it very useful on children down to the age of two. He goes a step further and says we should even use more of it.

It's a war to control our children. State control through drugs, just as practiced in the Soviet Union. With Hillary [Clinton] and Tipper [Gore] leading the charge!

[Alfred] Kinsey, as you well know, was a complete whacko. Most of his studies have been shown to be false.

There's nothing worse than poisoning our children's minds.