I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

When I retire, I don't want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it all back. I want it to be like, 'Hey who donated that hospital wing that's saving so many lives?' 'I don't know. It was anonymous.' 'Well, guess what. It was Michael Scott.' 'But how do you know? It was anonymous.' 'Because I'm him.

First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it.

Ah. In my experience, when people say they don't know whether they love someone, they usually mean no.

They ex­pect­ed to lose. And there­fore, they lost. [..] Peo­ple who start think­ing deep dark thoughts in the mid­dle of a war start ex­pect­ing to lose.

Once you have been touched by magic, you are forever changed. You leave a trail.

We do not always get what we want. Sometimes life presents us with surprises.