I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. They have no concept of their behavior or how it might be affecting other people. So comedically, it's a very fun type of character to play. They are bulls in a china shop, twenty-four seven.

I feel like marriage is a sacred institution that should only be between a man and a woman. If a gay couple wants to be married, why can't they just be satisfied with a civil union? Why do they have to get "married"?

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.