I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this [the national debt].

Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college.

They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man.

We need one strong hombre or hombre-ette, and I'm the hombre-ette to go and stand for you in Washington DC.

Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of The Lion King for instance, and a teacher might say, 'Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?' The message is: I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay.

The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.

Nancy Pelosi is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet - we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that.