Where I came from, the idea of going into show business was just ridiculous; in fact I didn't tell anybody because I knew people would laugh at me. So I sort of snuck around and got some pictures and got a resume together and, of course, lied and said I did all kinds of things I didn't do.
Michelle PfeifferI do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
Michelle PfeifferWhen I was very young I never thought I was attractive, because I was a tomboy and I was always the biggest girl in the class.
Michelle PfeifferPeople who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly!
Michelle Pfeiffer