Iraq has lost 5 percent of its population, a number that in the U.S. would equal 14 million people.

Of course we're doing it for the money. We've always done it for the money.

They're so boring. They're so pathetic, all those journalists. Most of them are. Most of those kind that write gossip stuff, and most of it's gossip. Things are just invented about your personal life and you just have to take that. It's bullshit. People believe it, though. They just believe everything they read.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

I don't spend money on anything. I don't collect anything. I don't spend it on furniture.

My mother has always been unhappy with what I do. She would rather I do something nicer, like be a bricklayer.

Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.