After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.

I wanted to throw my glass at the TV.

You don't have to talk to me about pensions. I won't be around long enough to collect one.

Because the players knew that if Billy asked them to jump off a roof, he'd jump off with them.

Hey Mantle, you win. You're the worst.

If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress.

Somebody once asked me if I ever went up to the plate trying to hit a home run. I said, 'Sure, every time.'