I can't play any more. I can't hit the ball when I need to. I can't steal second when I need to. I can't go from first to third when I need to. I can't score from second when I need to. I have to quit.

If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress.

What did you say, Joe?

Thank God for baseball.

The greatest thing I ever saw was Roger Maris breaking Babe Ruth's record.

I've heard about you. I've heard about you, too.

I think the best all-round baseball player ever was Joe DiMaggio.