It looked like Roy Rogers rode through on Trigger, and Trigger kicked the guy in the face.

People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.

I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting it was a lot easier to love.

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.

If I send the ball home, I know what will happen to it. My twin brothers will take it out on the lot, like any 20-cent rocket.

As far as he knew, I was dying.

When I hit a home run I usually didn't care where it went. So long as it was a home run was all that mattered.