It looked like Roy Rogers rode through on Trigger, and Trigger kicked the guy in the face.

I leaned on him for support when I got out of the cab, and he just crumpled to the ground. That's how we found out.

What did you say, Joe?

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.

It was the single greatest feat I ever saw.

You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat.

I expected him to say, 'Hang in there' or something like that. It took me an hour to talk him into giving me another chance!