To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

If the World Series was on the line and I could pick one pitcher to pitch the game, I'd choose Whitey Ford every time.

Bravery is a complicated thing to describe. You can't say it's three feet long and two feet wide and that it weighs four hundred pounds or that it's colored bright blue or that it sounds like a piano or that it smells like roses. It's a quality, not a thing.

I never saw him fight. I never saw Billy fight.

I wanted to throw my glass at the TV.

This year I'd rather lead the league in home runs, runs batted in and hitting.

Before you go, would you sign that case of balls for me?