To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

Those people don't know how tough that really was.

You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat.

The thing I really liked about Mickey was the way he treated everyone the same.

He who have the fastest cart never have to play a bad lie.

All I have is natural ability.

Of course, I didn't tell you about all the times I said I was going to hit one and it didn't happen.