You might as well go in and start getting dressed. I'm going to hit his first pitch for a home run.

I wanted to throw my glass at the TV.

If you want to know who was better, me or Willie Mays, you have to look at our career stats. And Willie's bottom line was better.

Hey Yog, what time is it? You mean right now?

A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.

You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat.

Well, I beat my man. Now it's up to you to beat yours.