Don't do as I did. I'm living proof of how not to live.

There were things that would irritate Casey, but trying too hard or getting mad at sitting on the bench weren't among them.

The greatest thing I ever saw was Roger Maris breaking Babe Ruth's record.

I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.

Somebody once asked me if I ever went up to the plate trying to hit a home run. I said, 'Sure, every time.'

Hey Mantle, you win. You're the worst.

Hey Yog, what time is it? You mean right now?