I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
They should have come out of the dugout on tippy-toes, holding hands and singing.
The best team I ever saw, and I really mean this, was the '61 Yankees.
To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.
You hit .350 you're a leader. You hit .250 and you're not.
He who have the fastest cart never have to play a bad lie.