In the beginning, everything was even money.

If an opponent won't watch you bet, then you probably shouldn't.

If you speak the truth, you spoil the game.

You win some, you lose some, and you keep it to yourself.

After you do one thing, you've got one thing done.

All losers exaggerate because they want you to know how bad they feel.

I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women.