Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won't help you when you're dead

As long as each day comes with a nice fresh cup of Oakland Coffee then everything will be alright.

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

Grab life by the balls and squeeze.

For me, it's important to get back to fundamentally what it feels like to be an American. We all come from different backgrounds, but we come together and create this world. It's like a microcosm for the rest of the world. I want people to feel unity when they come to a show.