Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won't help you when you're dead

Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary.

I started playing bass for the same reason everyone else does – I’m a lousy guitarist.

I think that's the most important thing you can do to be a real person - is to be honest with yourself.

A turtle does come in it's own bowl

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.