A turtle does come in it's own bowl

If you start planning too far ahead, the next thing you know you forget you're living today

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.

I'm an optimist, so I believe in some sort of life after death; I don't know what kind.

I think that's the most important thing you can do to be a real person - is to be honest with yourself.

Green Day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good.

Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary.