He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President.

We have something more reliable than a poll that changes everyday.

Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that's broken.

I think people forget that bipartisanship is really the burden of the victor, not the loser.

I'm pretty sure there will be duck hunting in Heaven, and I can't wait.

The real preparation for [Christ's] return is not to act like we know it's coming right now and do something different. It's to do what we should have been doing all along.

Don't let the culture influence your message, let your message influence the culture.