We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop.

If Congress wants to mess with the retirement program, why don't we let them start by changing their retirement program, and not have one, instead of talking about getting rid of Social Security and Medicare that was robbed $700 billion dollars to pay for Obamacare.

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President.

[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.

First governor in Arkansas history to ever lower taxes.

When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.

Five people in robes said they are bigger than the voters of California and Congress combined. And bigger than God. May He forgive us all.