Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

I'm from Toronto. It's a lot more laid back. When you are thrust into different environments, there is an odd adaptation period. And then there are times when unfair, unkind, untrue things are written about you. That bothers me less now.

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.

With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone.

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?