Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.

Enlightenment is lightening up.

It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.

I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know about the day before. I videotape those, study them, enjoy being in the character and figuring out the movie.

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.