This crazy thing called love...

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour.