My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.