God, it would be good to be a fake somebody rather than a real nobody.

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

There's no future in our past. Just experience. We want to return to it, but we don't want to close the door on it either.

There's nothing like being young, and happy, and fighting.

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything's a high-tech business, but what people want now is what they can't get - exclusivity.