I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.

Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a real estate license, maybe sell insurance.

These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.

I'm the most brutal and ruthless conquerer there has ever been.

When I go to Europe or South America, they laugh at things that are totally different than what Americans would laugh at. It's just so crazy how we're so different in personalities with other people.

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.

Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have an awesome life. And I'm just very grateful. That's the one thing I try to convey. Gratitude.