I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

Fighters are never who they appear to be

It's nothing personal, but I'm going to kill this guy

Hard times fall upon everybody. Whatever it is, we're going to get out of it.

He was screaming like my wife.