I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

We all have to control our feelings. That's the thing that separates us from animals.

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.

I got a imam, I got a rabbi, I got a priest, I got a reverend - I got 'em all. But I don't want to be holier-than-thou. I want to help everybody and still get some (sex).

I know I have only myself to blame for all the problems I've had in my life.