I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

I am not a role model.

I don't have to be that gentleman ["baddest man on the planet"] anymore. Now I have to be "this" guy. And in order to be "this" guy, I have to be smiling, I have to be gregarious, I have to be entertaining, and I have to be friendly. This is what my career needs now. I've adapted. But 20 years from now, I may need a different persona.

Friendth, Romanth, countrymen, lend me your earsth.

Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.

I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.