I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

If you did everything your mind told you to do, you do some really strange stuff. You'll probably be in jail, you'll be in trouble. But, it's all about control. We all have to control our feelings. That's the thing that separates us from animals.

If you have a lawyer, sometimes you can get out of trouble. I've gotten into a lot of trouble because I didn't have a lawyer. I've also had some bad lawyers, too. But the good ones, the ones I liked, they became me. They became whatever situation I was involved in. When I felt pain, so did they. When I succeeded, so did they. They became me. They became whatever the situation was that they became involved with.

I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.

I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.

At one point, I thought life was about acquiring things. But as a I get older, life is totally about losing everything.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.