I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

I don't do nothin' unless I risk humiliating myself and really embarrassing myself. When I have that hanging over my head, it allows me to rise to the occasion.

What really amazed me was when I sent a suit out for cleaning, forgetting that $700 was in the pocket. They sent the suit back to me. If that happened in New York, both money and suit would be gone.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

People look at me as some bruiser, but I want to entertain people. I want people to applaud. I want to be the cause of people being happy, their emotions changing, to tell me I did a good performance.

My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.

Hannibal rode elephants into cartilage