Not to be egotistical, but I don't think there is a man on this planet who can beat me
I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.
I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.
I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.