It's nothing personal, but I'm going to kill this guy

Boxing brought me money and fame, but it never brought me no happiness.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It's ludricrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the world with women. They run circles around me.

I'm gonna make sure you talk about me, and your grandkids and kids after that gonna know about me...your great grandkids will say "wow, wasn't that a bizarre individual?"