I don't do nothin' unless I risk humiliating myself and really embarrassing myself. When I have that hanging over my head, it allows me to rise to the occasion.

I never look at a high point in my career. Everyone thinks about the Spinks fight, but that fight only lasted 91 seconds, so it's hard to say it defined my career.

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

A man that is a friend to everyone is an enemy to himself.

I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.

I live for the moment to hit people.

I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?