I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.

I don't want anyone to have to interview me. I wish I didn't have to talk too much about myself.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big Silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined.

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.