One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.
Mike TysonIf Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?
Mike TysonI always had a lot of responsibilities. I just didn't take them. I just decided to take care of my responsibilities, live up to them. That's a pretty interesting job. It's harder than being heavyweight champion of the world.
Mike TysonBox gap is not a thing. If you need to back up to a mirror and bend over to find out how you look, you are playing to the wrong audience.
Mike TysonMost of my fans are too sensitive. Iโm a cruel and cold and hard person. Iโve been abused in every way you can imagine. Save your tears. I lost my sensitivity. You embarrass me when you cry.
Mike Tyson