Tupac Shakur always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did...That's my biggest regret.

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.

All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too.

You have to be a friend to yourself. You know, 'cause if you're not a friend to yourself, you're an enemy to yourself and if someone's a friend of everybody they are an enemy to themselves.

Some people are faster than others; I'm just figuring it out later, that's all. I'm getting smart too late and old too soon.

I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.