There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right.

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

I'm doing what great artists before me did, like Judy Garland, Sammy Davis, Eddie Cantor. I'm doing what they were doing, not at their level yet, but one day I will be. I'm just happy to be in their company.

These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.