I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Then, like a rat, they stop in fear and freeze.

We live in a society where we basically live and strive on what people think about us. We’re more visual people so what we see is basically what we believe which is not necessarily true.

If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?

I haven't been with a woman in nine months.

I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

Sometimes during a relationship, a friendship, a friend's gonna have to prove they're your friend, and you're gonna have to prove you're their friend.