I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.

Sometimes, the people we invest the most time in disappoint us the most.

When I was young, I thought I was a god. Now, I just basically work on staying humble. My priorities changed. Just to be able to try to change them - that was frightening to me.

I don't do anything. My life sucks.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.