Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.

I guess I'll fade off into bolivian

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Emotion is more than just anger. When I am performing, I need emotion, but I need control, too. Emotion drives the best performance and is necessary, but it must be controlled. I believe Fedor [Emelianenko] does that. I do too. We may look different in how we do it, but we both do it.

Fighting is spiritual. It appears to be physical from the layman's eyes. In my fights, I seemed to be angry and mad - all that stuff you saw me doing, the yelling and screaming and being mean in the ring - but I'm cool as a cucumber. I can hear everybody talking around me outside of the ring. I can see everybody. I know what is going on.

Some people are faster than others; I'm just figuring it out later, that's all. I'm getting smart too late and old too soon.