If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?

If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?

I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.

Money is my God. If you think God will help you then quit your job and see how much he cares.

I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.

I tried to stay away from King. You can't do it. It's like staying away from taxes. Sooner or later, he'll get you.