You have to compete in life because if you don't have no competition - no competition, no spirit, you know, you'll fall under the slightest struggle.

A man that is a friend to everyone is an enemy to himself.

I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.

I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.

I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It's ludricrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.