I hereby certify that the bearer of this note, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the night in question at Satan's ball, having been lured there in a transportational capacity... Hella, put in parentheses! And write 'hog.' Signed- Behemoth.
Mikhail BulgakovWhat would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows disappeared?
Mikhail BulgakovFollow me, reader! Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in this world! May the liar's vile tongue be cut out! Follow me, my reader, and me alone, and I will show you such a love!
Mikhail BulgakovYou should never ask anyone for anything. Never- and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself.
Mikhail Bulgakov