I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny.

You can handle anything.

I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!"

It's been the greatest gift that I've been given. Because no matter how much my parents have asked me to be more patient, no matter much my husband has asked me to be more patient, none of it mattered until I had a kid. And then all of sudden I was like, "Oh. I have to be more patient." They were all like, "Yeah! We've been telling you that for twenty years!" And I find it to be a gift. Every day I'm more patient.

My glass of wine and I are besties.

In a marriage, you and your partner come first.

I feel like every role that you take there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it. I don't know if perfect is the right word because I don't believe in perfection and I don't think it exists but I think striving to do something well is in every single part.