I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.

Putting the makeup on, not a problem. Taking the makeup off, every night.... it makes your face swell.

My dad worked - f - k if I know - seven jobs? He painted a house. He would deliver toilets. He drove a cab, delivered pizzas. Whatever he could do, he did.

I've only been a mom for not even two years yet, so I haven't had much of a chance. But boy do I wish I could have lunch with my girlfriends in the middle of the afternoon. I don't remember the last time I had lunch in the afternoon with my girlfriends.

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

I'm not boring to be around. Something will always happen.

I wanted to just surround myself with people who I think are better than I am, whether they're actors or directors or producers, so that I could learn from them.