People strive to achieve a certain form of perfection constantly and it's impossible because it's a form of opinion. I can think someone is pretty but the person next to me can think that they're unattractive.

"Well, we knew it. Women can't sell movies". That's what it used to be like. "Well, this movie did well, but it's a fluke."

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping.

Always have a backup plan.

If the bear were to make a racial comment, it would be more likely to get a laugh than if a person on stage were to make a racial comment.

I am... stubborn, and I admit it, so it's OK.