My parents went through hell and back. They came to America with suitcases and a family of seven and $250, and that's it.

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.

My nickname when I was young was Teddy, so people would call me Teddy Bear.

What made me feel empowered was the gun, not the clothes. Like if I had the gun, it didn't matter what your size was, what your stature was.

It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.

In a marriage, you and your partner come first.

In a marriage, you and your partner come first. And unless you and your partner are happy, that kid's never going to be happy.