I definitely hope to attend UCLA in a year, and major in business.

My mom and my dad wanted my brother and I to have a better life, you know, better education, better jobs. It was probably harder, much, much harder, for my parents. When you're a kid, you can learn a language much more easily; I learned English in less than a year.

You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.

I was actually a pretty good student. My problem was that I didn't know what I wanted to study.

You can handle anything.

It's very possible that I could look like a kleptomaniac and a pathological liar and that's why I keep getting hired.

If the bear were to make a racial comment, it would be more likely to get a laugh than if a person on stage were to make a racial comment.