Having a newborn you have to teach yourself what patience is or you'll go crazy.

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.

I don't necessarily put on an act when I go on Jay Leno or dress differently in public than I do in private. I'd like to think I'm the same person, more or less.

My goal in life is to enjoy what I do, and never to look back and say I wish I would have done that.

I have an older brother who is 21 and attends UC Berkley.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.